I had similar worries when I first got the 1350's predecesor, the 1250. "Lousy, beeping toy," sums up my comments at the time. I didnt listen to Bill either, who gave good advice, and sold it. I now have a 1350 and am constantly amazed by what it can do - if I work within it's guidelines. I go along with What everyone said, plus:
1. Turn the sensitivity down from the factory setting. It is normally too high, especially in the trashy areas you seem to be hunting in.
Too many targets in proximity to the coil will cause havoc with the processor, especilly if your swing speed is a little slow and you have the SENS way up there.
I suggest a setting of only around 6 or so to start out - even 5 if you are in, say, a tot-lot, some other "new ground" area or live where there is high mineralization. Unless you know for a fact that desirable items are buried at extreme depths, cranking the SENS on the off chance that one will be there is a waste. If you DO know such things exist, then you will need to clear away the surface clutter anyway and think in matrix "layers." Working the SENS down instead of up will settle it down a lot.
2. Something else you can do is speed up the swing rate. I know that flies in the face of convention, but the 1350 has a fast response time, especially to solid targets above 4-6" depth. Fortunately, this is self regulating. At any speed where you can control of the coil, particularly at the ends of the sweep, you will be within the response range of the processor. This will help to bypass iffy targets, but practice this in your yard to determine what works.
3. Large, roundish iron targets or the same targets deeply buried will often read as high end conductivity targets. Particularly if you have the SENS jacked up. This includes bottle caps. The tipoff is that the cursor will bounce around from high to low and not stay steady.
If you only remember one thing make it this: The 1350 will signal good targets - if they are good. If the cursor jumps around alot, it is going to be just what that implies - an iffy target.
Now good also means intact and whole, like pulltabs. To the detector, they are good targets - only you make a different assessment of their value!
4. Here's a surprise for you: Gold in jewelry form reads as foil/nickle/tab, almost everytime. Filigree and finley configured gold will be more like foil and if there is a chain then it is anybody's guess what will be the reading.
Typically, jewelry sized foil will be erratic and hard to pin down. Alas, so will small gold, with the exception of rings. Rings offer a superb inductive reaction to the elctromagentic field of a detectors coil. However, the material they are made of will determine their ID.
My 14K wedding band, about as clean as you can get, target wise, reads smack dab under the tab readout, at 4.5 on the scale! The most common exception I can think of is large, 10K class rings. They will read up around screwcap/penny.
Most people who find alot of gold jewelry also have a LARGE collection of tabs, foil and nickles to show for it. They just dont show it in their posts. One of the reasons I always put some, if not all, the trash I find in my posts is that I want people to see the Immutable Truth of Detecting:
"There is far more trash in the ground for a detectorist to sift through than goodies."
5. Okay, homework time, brother. Spend considerable time logging target responses. Plant a test garden if you need to. I have tested and retested the response of every target I keep in my collection, trash and goodie alike, and have written down the responses. You should do the same.
6. Consider a sniper coil. The sensing area of the 1350's coil is rather large and has a lot of power in the fringe parts of the detection field. A smaller sniper will eliminate much of this problem, while not losing too much depth. Trashy areas = sniper coil.
I am sold on the 1350, but I feel that Garrett doesnt make enough of all of this, either. Their handbook is small and they dont delve into the extreme sensitivity effects or the reality of trash vs.treasure.
Also, none of the makers tell you about perseverance and the need to spend tens of hours with any one machine until you get the revelations needed to make it work for you. It is a voyage of discovery on may levels, not just finding goodies.
We're here for you, though, and we want you to be successful. Stick with it friend.