Somebody Broke Into My Car Last Night...... :punch:

[Uncle Willy]

Yeah about an eight foot diamond back. Or better yet, one of those cute, little, coral snakes.

Bill

 

[treasurefiend]

A cottonmouth would do the trick too... Same as a rattler... I thought I heard sometime ago that pawnshops are supposed to get a copy of your drivers license and write down the S# of electronics when they buy from people. But the down side of that is that you have to have a list of all you electronics S#'s. Then you may be able to track down you items. But I have been to a lot of pawnshops, a lot of the guys and gals that run them are sleazy as can be.

 

[treasurefiend]

or you could always engrave all of your valuable items with your name. Either by means of an engraving stamp or just scratch your name into it. But that will still leave you with more times than not a broken car window and no sence of security.

 

[Gold Digger]

I went to the laundry mat one day and this big old boy said I'm going to have that car. I explained that It wasn't for sale.So he politely told me "You don't understand I will have that car " I told him about being in the army for over ten years,and that I had 5 sticks of TNT under the driver's seat wired to a pager and full coverage ins. I went on to explain that I could blow the car up from anywhere in the world. I had him look under my seat where there was several red painted broom handles fastened to wires. Then I set my keys on my car hood went in and did my laundry. When I finished MY PRO-AM was still sitting where I left it with my keys on the hood!!! Guess He didn't want the car too badly!!!!