Now thats some cold Bob!
Had a campfire freeze solid once while out checking beaver traps in MN..my bladder froze solid too, had to punch myself in the guts with a block of wood like a fellow would do to break up a bag of ice...sounded like a danged old cement mixer when I was finally able to pass...looked like a lime slurpee dispenser wrote my name in the snow out there!...One winter, every word we spoke froze, had to wait until Spring to hear what was said....took a shot at a deer in December, bullet froze solid mid-air! Finally killed him in April, got a ticket for hunting out of season!
This am I drove across Lake Mich to Milwaukee, its only 60 miles, and I did not have to pay any tolls...ran into some ice fishermen out in the middle of the lake, Hows it going boys, fish biting? Said they dont know, only got 10' of shaft on their drills and havnt hit water yet..
.This kind of cold is no good for gloves, a fellow has to have mittens, and idiot ones at that...you know what an "idiot mitten" is? You have a string tied to both of them that runs around the back of your neck, for if you lose a mitten in this cold, your hand is soon to follow....every day driving down to the KayRoger or the Pigg for beer is like an adventure out of "Ice Road Truckers" except without Lisa Kelly..(shes fine!)
..Daughter called from Georgia today..said she saw a penguin and a polar bear out in the back yard fighting over a dead walrus...said, you should be thankful, I've got a family of Inuits camped out front, and their damn dogs are keeping me up all night!
Mud