OK, first we burn Dave, then we kill 'im (for posting this rabid, hobby-killing, vile, mildly sexual but not in a homophobic way video in the first place even if his intentions were to educate the hillbillies out there still using pick axes on their front lawns Christmas morning), then we go after the guy in the video! First, we'll take his metal detector and break it over our knee (as some of the guys play "Branded" on their harmonicas and gazzoos). Then we will pee on his lawn and send him back into the house in shame, while some of you oggle his slightly overweight but seductive old lady. Whaddaya Say?!