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woody
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For some reason this reminds me of a woman who saw me kill a rattlesnake near my driveway entrance. She said I was harming the natural eco. balance. I suggested mouth to mouth resuscitation to possibly revive the snake. She said she would if she thought the rattler was still alive. Then she changed the subject and said I should not cut any more trees in my yard. There were two stumps in the yard. We recently had a storm and had blown two trees over. I told her I had two hundred pecan trees and another thousand acres of woods. I think this went right over her head. The next day a man drove up and explained the woman was his wife. I could see me killed right there. Then he started laughing and apologized for her. She had become a recent member of the Sierra Club. They lived in an apartment and had never owned a tree (or a rattlesnake). God save us from nut cases and thank you for understanding husbands.