:canadaflag:2 old detectorists spout off

[Leslie(nova scotia)]

From the land of the Bluenose.....

Two old bouys were sitting in a nursing home looking out over the harbor youz.

First one (think it might be Krom from the Maine forum) says:
"My gout is killing my feet. I have hemorrhoids and my arthritis is got every joint in my body stiff! I feel old!"

The second old sod (probably the Kommander from the Lucky Dan's Forum) pipes up and retorts, " Well my hair is all gone. Left me teeth in the mason jar on the sink in the bathroom and I peed in my pants.......I feel young!"

Lord love a duck that "depends."

As Marcus Welby MD once said, "Grow old with me for the best is yet to be."

 

[Joel-Winnipeg]

Leslie we can all look forward to some of that

 

[fongu]

Life is precious at any age, unless you are being misstreated and abused. Besides, old age ain't for sissies, you gotta be tough. You come into this world teethless, hairless and peeing on yourself, you might as well leave that way. Once an adult, twice a child.