Hi guys. I can't believe that you are all talking about this! I just googled "How to survive a wasp attack" and found this forum. First... I have had a fear of bees and wasps my entire life. I mean... I would throw my own wife between a bee and myself. its that bad. Well.... yesterday iwas finsihed with the M.D. and decided to hunt arrowheads in the woods near my house. I found a killer arrowhead and was looking for more when my horror became reality. I used a hand shovel to scrape away some leaves that covered the ground. I heard a very loud buzz and thought it was a dirt bike in the area. i stood up to look around and when I looked down again, my whole hand was black and yellow... covered with yellow jackets. My ear exploded in pain and I realized that they were covering my ear and stinging me. The rest of the nest was pouring out of the ground like enemy aircraft leaving a carrier! Without thinking... i grabbed my hat and smashed all of the ones that were on my hand and started running for my life. I am 46 years old with metal rods in my leg and screws in my knee from an accident. I do not run fast but was doing a pretty good job. I ran about 50 yards and stopped to begin beating the 40 or so yellow jackets that were on my shirt, off. I turned around and was meat with what looked like smoke coming up the trail after me! The nest was chasing me and I turned and ran again screaming like a woman! After about 50 more yards, I stopped, turned and about 25% of them were still coming. I'm a smoker and was out of breath and my leg was killing me. I knew that I only had one more sprint left in me. I turned and ran as fast as I could with yellow jackets buzzing around my head. Instinctively, while running, I grabbed a handkerchief and put it into my mouth so I would not inhale a yellow jacket. I have no idea where that thought came from! Anyway...... when I finally stopped, they had quit chasing me and I was left to kill the remaining yellow jackets that were trying to sting through my shirts. How lucky I was! I only took three stings to the ear, two to the arm and three to the hand. The ear is still hurting as I write this! When I finally hiked back to my truck and took off my outer shirt, there were three live yellow jackets inside! man... that was a nightmare!
I will try and include a cellphone photo of my ear that I took once I reached my truck. you can see that it was starting to turn blue. Thanks for the informative posts to all of you. As for standing still. Man..... it sounds like its a great idea but i just doubt that I have the guts to do that. I am just happy that they were not hornets or I may be dead! I was planning on carrying hornet.wasp spray with me from now on, but after reading some of the posts here, i may just wait until colder whether to go into the woods again. No matter what.... the next time I go, I will wear long sleeves and gloves. maybe a bandanna over my head and ears. i don't know. Scary!