Amazing dug relic!

[Ronstar]

I’ve been following this now for a few days. Yesterday I found a couple of these artifacts buried. I started thinking about what you guys have been saying so I started to get that creepy feeling on the back of my neck. I looked around and there was a woman sitting in the park in the kids chip pit area on a bench, no kids. She was watching me through a hole cut in a newspaper, strange. Heard a noise above me and saw a man dressed in black with a fedora and sunglasses sitting on a branch. He didnt have any pruning tools either, strange.
I may not be on ths forum for awhile, a couple men with white coats approaching…..

 

[Picketwire]

I may not be on ths forum for awhile, a couple men with white coats approaching….

Quick! Bro! Where are the keys to your new truck?

 

[Ronstar]

Crapppp, I think I dropped them on the moon!!! Wish I had that Kia…

 

[T-DUB]

Crapppp, I think I dropped them on the moon!!! Wish I had that Kia…

Or a metal detector to find them. Just tell those individuals that you are bird watching and all will be well.

 

[Odanscoils]

Hmmm. You weren't supposed to see me in that tree.
Next time I'll tell the hot goil to be naked so the distraction works this time. I want those artifacts !!
Especially those keys. Just hand em over and you won't be looking over yur shoulder anymore.
Well. Except for the artifacts any.

 

[Picketwire]

Just tell those individuals that you are bird watching and all will be well

They won't understand. They all speak Chinese.

 

[Diggin' B]

Unbelievable find! I was going to buy the Elvis Cheeto off eBay but I am holding off in case you list that in the classifieds section.

 

[Diggin' B]

Unbelievable find! I was going to buy the Elvis Cheeto off eBay but I am holding off in case you list that in the classifieds section.

 

[T-DUB]

Wise decision to hold off, ya never know. The pressure of this high dollar and in demand relic might become too much, if it does I’ll have to move it. Believe that is the Ronald McDonald version and not Elvis.

 

[Picketwire]

I'm not telling anyone but I found a solid gold coin that says Burger King on it. Maybe I'll just buy my own new truck with it since Ronstar left the keys to his on the moon.

Does anyone here remember the Honest Abe Club in I think Outdoor Life magazine that gave a trophy of a mounted bull head winking for the best story of the month? I remember one winner said he was being chased by a bear and looking to jump and grab a branch to avoid the bear. He said all the branches were 15 or 20 feet off the ground. He finally saw one only 10 feet up so he jumped for it. He said unfortunately he missed it but was lucky enough to grab it on the way back down.

 

[T-DUB]

I'm not telling anyone but I found a solid gold coin that says Burger King on it. Maybe I'll just buy my own new truck with it since Ronstar left the keys to his on the moon.

Does anyone here remember the Honest Abe Club in I think Outdoor Life magazine that gave a trophy of a mounted bull head winking for the best story of the month? I remember one winner said he was being chased by a bear and looking to jump and grab a branch to avoid the bear. He said all the branches were 15 or 20 feet off the ground. He finally saw one only 10 feet up so he jumped for it. He said unfortunately he missed it but was lucky enough to grab it on the way back down.

Chuckle..

 

[Geologyhound]

I'm not telling anyone but I found a solid gold coin that says Burger King on it. Maybe I'll just buy my own new truck with it since Ronstar left the keys to his on the moon.

Does anyone here remember the Honest Abe Club in I think Outdoor Life magazine that gave a trophy of a mounted bull head winking for the best story of the month? I remember one winner said he was being chased by a bear and looking to jump and grab a branch to avoid the bear. He said all the branches were 15 or 20 feet off the ground. He finally saw one only 10 feet up so he jumped for it. He said unfortunately he missed it but was lucky enough to grab it on the way back down.

When I was a kid at camp, we used to sing that song. A Bear in Tennis Shoes. Scoutsongs.com has the lyrics.