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A little Texas humor...................:laugh:

WillyP

New member
Cowboy


A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he
realizes it's a gay bar.
'What the heck,' he says to himself,
'I really want a drink.'
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, 'What's the
name of your willy?'
The cowboy says, 'Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a
drink.'
The gay waiter says, 'I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell
me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the
slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the
end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies.'
The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will
give him a second to think it over..
So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a
beer, 'Hey bud, what's the name of yours?'
The man looks back and says with a smile,'TIMEX.' The thirsty cowboy
asks, 'Why Timex?'
The fella proudly replies, ' 'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!'
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who
happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, 'So, what do you
guys call yours?'
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, 'FORD,
because'Quality is Job One'.' Then he adds, 'Have you driven a Ford
lately?'
The guy next to him then says, 'I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a
Rock!'' And gives a wink!
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he
comes up with a name for his manhood.
Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, 'The name of my
willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer.'
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled
look asks, 'Why Secret?'
The cowboy says, 'Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE
FOR A WOMAN'!!!!!'
 
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Similar joke scenario, but it's a gay man & straight bar in Dallas. When the fellow sauntered through the door and before he even had a chance to look around, the barkeep loudly informed him, "We don't serve your kind in this bar, get out!!"

The little feller was determined to return to the bar and at least have a look around. He bought western style clothes complete with hand-tooled boots and a fine Stetson hat and headed back to the bar.

When he stepped through the door, he paused to have a quick look around and a different barkeep called out, "Out of here you, we don't serve your kind here!!"

He scrambled outside and stood there in disbelief, saying to himself, "I don't understand how the barkeeps can tell me from other patrons. I have the best western wear a man can buy, a fine Stetson hat and hand-tooled boots and purse! Purse? Purse!!! That's it, My @$#%^!*$&^# purse!!!
 
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Wee Willie Winkie


Wee Willie Winkie runs through the town
Upstairs and downstairs in his nightgown
Tapping at the windows and crying through the locks
Are all the children in their beds, it's past eight o'clock

Fair winds

Mikie
 
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