... Years ago, Bubba took his five-year-old son with him to the bank on a busy lunchtime.
They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with pager.
As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly, 'Gee, she's fat!'
Bubba bent down and whispered in his son's ear to be quiet.
A couple of minutes passed by and Bubba's son spread his hands as far as they would go and announced;
'I'll bet her butt is this wide!'
The fat woman turns around and glares at the little boy.
Bubba gave his son a good telling off, and told him to be quiet.
After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the line.
Just then, her pager begin to emit a beep, beep,beep.
Bubba's son yells out, "Run for your life, she's backing up!!"
They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with pager.
As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly, 'Gee, she's fat!'
Bubba bent down and whispered in his son's ear to be quiet.
A couple of minutes passed by and Bubba's son spread his hands as far as they would go and announced;
'I'll bet her butt is this wide!'
The fat woman turns around and glares at the little boy.
Bubba gave his son a good telling off, and told him to be quiet.
After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the line.
Just then, her pager begin to emit a beep, beep,beep.
Bubba's son yells out, "Run for your life, she's backing up!!"