Ya might think DW is old as dirt but he's still plenty sharp......... :D

[Craig in Alabama]

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An old bald headed man named DeathWind walked into a jewellery store one Friday
evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweller
he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller
looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it
to him.
The old fossil said:" I don't think you understand, I want something very
special."
At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought
another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the
jeweller said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body
trembled with excitement. DW seeing this said: "We'll take
it."
The jeweller asked how payment would be made and DW stated by
cheque. "I know you need to make sure the cheque is good, so I'll
write it now and you can call the bank on Monday to verify the funds
and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.
Monday morning, a very peed-off jeweller ! phoned DW. "There's
no money in that account."
"I know", said DW, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?"

 

[General Ray]

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[Brian(upstateNY)]

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[deathwind1]

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[Vernon in Virginia~Formerly Alaska]

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