Kelley (Texas)
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Willie walked into a sports bar at 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10:00 PM news was just coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a
man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Willie and said, "So do you think he'll jump?"
Willie says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replies, "Well, I bet he won't."
Willie placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a very graceful swan dive off the building, falling to his death eight stories below.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Willie, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Willie replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I already knew he would jump."
The blond sighed, "I saw that too, but I really didn't think he'd do it AGAIN!!"
Willie took the money......
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10:00 PM news was just coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a
man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Willie and said, "So do you think he'll jump?"
Willie says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replies, "Well, I bet he won't."
Willie placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a very graceful swan dive off the building, falling to his death eight stories below.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Willie, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Willie replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I already knew he would jump."
The blond sighed, "I saw that too, but I really didn't think he'd do it AGAIN!!"
Willie took the money......