Wisconsin Pete
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I buy her Emerald earrings and I get the Excal 1000 for Christmas...so I bought her these real emerald earrings today for what it cost for the Excal 1000 so sounds like a equal trade to me don't cha think..
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Wife and Me made a DEAL,,,,,:cheekkiss:
- Thread starter Wisconsin Pete
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THE HUSBAND STORE
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City,
where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the
shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may
choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to
exit the building.
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the
first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good
Looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to
the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good
Looking and Help With Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she
goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous,
Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
Sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3 1,456,012 to this floor. There are no
men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store!
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives
store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City,
where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the
shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may
choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to
exit the building.
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the
first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good
Looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to
the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good
Looking and Help With Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she
goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous,
Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
Sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3 1,456,012 to this floor. There are no
men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store!
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives
store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
Gulf Hunter
Active member
Well here's how it will play out. The wife has her earrings, right? Well, yer gunna git cher Excal right, I mean a deal's a deal right? Well, that unit will get you ALL KINDS of jewelry and the wife will go "oh, I like that" and before you know it, she is looting yer treasure. Well, my friend I have remedied that little situation in my household. Of course, if my wife wants to borrow a piece of my jewelry to wear, that is OK, but it goes back in my treasure chest. What can I say, I'm a pirate! OK, the remedy is, you buy her an Excal and she can go find her own jewelry. I bought my wife 1 at the end of july and she is on her 22nd or 23rd ring. 8 gold, since I'm sure you were wondering. Of course I taught her how to use the unit, possibly too well. That is the cure for keeping the wife out of your jewelry. It also makes for quality time that you can spend together doing something that is mutually enjoyable. GH
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Wisconsin Pete
New member
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This detector takes patience and you will be swinging the coil slower too. I have heard of some that in one afternoon they know this detector well enough to do better than any other detector that hunts with them. Some takes a while to learn these detectors and a lot depends on how much you use it as you learn as you go. In the end if you spend a little time with it I think you will enjoy it and do well with it and have no regret of getting it. The Excalibur and the Sovereigns are the big boy toys for us that want to get serious.
Art (NWOH)
New member
If you are going to beach hunt with it, I got some news for you.........
The learning curve is virtually non-existent.
You will be digging everything that is not iron...
You will be swinging slow...
You don't even have to know how to pinpoint very well...not with one of those big sand scoops...
About all you have to do is set up the sensitivity to work good in the area and dig anything that beeps........that's it!!!!
Now if you are going to hunt dirt, then it is not so easy. You have to really learn it or you will be digging junk out of large holes.
HH
The learning curve is virtually non-existent.
You will be digging everything that is not iron...
You will be swinging slow...
You don't even have to know how to pinpoint very well...not with one of those big sand scoops...
About all you have to do is set up the sensitivity to work good in the area and dig anything that beeps........that's it!!!!
Now if you are going to hunt dirt, then it is not so easy. You have to really learn it or you will be digging junk out of large holes.
HH
adam in cal
New member
I will be happy , more finds for me .......... its not a big deal, but it wont be like anyother machine you have used .If you want to suceed you will , if you think oh I will never learn this thing then you probally wont ........ its simple as pie .......
3 things to adjust....volume to your satisfaction, threshold to barely audible, sensitivity to where the machine is stable. That's it. And when you hear that beautiful low tone, there's the possiblilty of GOLD.
Proably the best salt water beach detector out there due to waterproofness, iron nulling, stablility, multifrequency. I would recommend other detectors for land use, but for salt water beaches...the EXCAL is the only discriminating detector I would use.
JC
Proably the best salt water beach detector out there due to waterproofness, iron nulling, stablility, multifrequency. I would recommend other detectors for land use, but for salt water beaches...the EXCAL is the only discriminating detector I would use.
JC
Beachcomber
New member
If you want to talk long learning curve then you need to talk Explorer 
It doesn't get much simpler than an Excal. It's a simple turn on and go type detector. Set your threshold, sensitivity, and Disc. That's all there is to it. Simple but effective!
HH
Beachcomber
It doesn't get much simpler than an Excal. It's a simple turn on and go type detector. Set your threshold, sensitivity, and Disc. That's all there is to it. Simple but effective!HH
Beachcomber
Wisconsin Pete
New member
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