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What is it about women....................??

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Last Monday when I got home from work my wife and oldest daughter were painting the master bedroom. It didn't need painting as it's only been a year or so since she took the wallpaper off and we painted it, but she said she wanted to paint it a different color. My daughter had painted one of their bedrooms a pastel green and she gave my wife a gallon of paint she had left, my wife quickly pointed out she would only have to buy another gallon of paint so it was only gonna cost like $12.95 to change the color.
$12.95 is a small price to pay to keep her calm so I smiled and told her okay, that it was a pretty color and would look good with the curtains, bedspread and carpet. But Tuesday when I got home from work the carpet from the master bedroom was lying on the side of the street for the garbage people to pick up. Huh? That carpet was expensive, and although it was four or five years old it still looked great. When I got in the house and asked about the carpet she said it didn't go with the color she had painted the room and she was going to put down a laminated floor.
Wednesday when I got home she had bought enough laminate to do the bedroom and hall. Thursday when I got home she had took the laminate back and said she was going to put down regular tile. Friday when I got home she was gone to look at samples. She came in with several samples of ceramic tile but couldn't make up her mind if she wanted ceramic or not.
Yesterday when I got home she had borrowed our son in laws big pickup, went to Tupelo and bought enough ceramic tile at Home Depot to do three of the five bedrooms, the hall, kitchen and everyday dining area. The son in laws truck would only haul half of the tile at a time so I had to go today and get the other half. That stuff is heavy!! Right at 4,000 pounds total for what she bought and I had to carry every box of it from the truck and stack it inside.
I'm so darn sore so it hurts to move, and still wondering how the heck we went from a $12.95 gallon of paint to $6,000 for the tile and getting it put down when everything looked great to begin with <img src="/metal/html/frown.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":(">.
JB
 
to keep us happy! You tell your wife she can do anything she wants, and you'll just love it! Then the next time you need a new boat, or fishing pole or four wheeler, I'm sure she will understand! <img src="/metal/html/smile.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":)">
 
they are NUTS and it only gets worse as their hormones go ballistic. Just the way it is
 
Blah, blah blah....blah blah...blah blah! <img src="/metal/html/lol.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":lol">
 
> >>>Top 10 Reasons why some Men prefer Guns over Women >
> >>>10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
> >>>#9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when
you're
on
> >>>the
> >>>road.
> >>>#8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will
probably
> >>>let
> >>>you try it out a few times.
> >>>#7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun
for a
> >>>backup.
> >>>#6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
> >>>#5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
> >>>#4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
> >>>#3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
> >>>#2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
> >>>And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman.
> >>>#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN.
 
please! please! don't start something i can't finish <img src="/metal/html/help.gif" border=0 width=23 height=15 alt=":help"> <img src="/metal/html/lol.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":lol">
Best thing that ever happened to me was getting a kingsized waterbed, it was great to sleep on she agreed, but it drove her nuts because she could not just up and move that thing every 6 months or so <img src="/metal/html/lol.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":lol">
When i worked night shifts, i would come home so late and sneak quietly into the house leaving the lights off so as not to wake anyone. Then fall flat on my face because the little woman had moved the furniture again!
I never understood why they will say, oh, help me this (whatever) is heavy! Even if it only weighed 20 lbs. <img src="/metal/html/shocked.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":shock"> Then when your not looking, move a 250 lb Buffet across the room and re-arrange the couches <img src="/metal/html/shrug.gif" border=0 width=37 height=15 alt=":shrug">
They do have their "upsides" tho <img src="/metal/html/grin.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":grin">
 
My wife started "refinishing" her grandmothers buffet a few years ago. We put sawhorses under it in the carport and then the weather started turning colder. It sat there and sat there and sat there until I got out there with it and gave it a good going over.
It turned out nice after about 6 coats of every color paint in the rainbow came off. I sanded and scraped with a blade til I was blue in the face. after I got it the way I wanted it, I sprayed coat after coat of clear laquer on it.
I got her back later though when I got crown molding for the back bedroom and never put it up---YET <img src="/metal/html/grin.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":grin">
 
by putting up that trim. You have had it how long now??? And Johnboy still has Virginia a half of a china cabinet built if I remember correctly! Eh, ?? <img src="/metal/html/smile.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":)">
 
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