Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. This is an answer I received.
"The other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a sh - - head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I don't care. I came into town on the bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. Its important at my age."
"The other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a sh - - head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I don't care. I came into town on the bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. Its important at my age."
Gotta know when to holdum. 
Funny Stuff!