Wayner's cowboy poetry, my version

[butch...ar]

I met her in a jail cell stoned on oatmeal;
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore;
She was weighted down with Twinkies in the twilight,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store;
My Pooh Bear said I'd pick my nose forever;
She said to me that Rolaids made her high;
But who'd have thought she'd boogie while in labor;
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.

 

[Royal]

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[Sunny]

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[Sunny]

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[butch...ar]

I met her at a truck stop in September;
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore;
She was smellin' kind of funny by the off-ramp,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for;
The blood test showed I'd have my rash forever;
She said to me her basset hound was shy;
But who'd have thought she'd black out in my Edsel;
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.

 

[Sunny]

swoon to have a poem written about her!

 

[Kelley (Texas)]

You remind me of a modern day Mark Twain....precise use of words written with a flair, just like Mark Twain. Please have a great day! Kelley (Texas)

 

[Arkie John]

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