This guy, (
wew2003), sends me this message...........
So what do I think?
I think somebody that knows me is pulling my leg.
Here is why.....
April, 10, 2017
My friend Harold,ILL. , poor guy, he has been searching "everywhere" for a Troy Shadow 9" Coil.
I saw his posts in a few places.
Then he posts on the CZ Forum, (Dankowski Forum)
Harold's Post
So of course I tease him with pictures just to get him all wound up.
(I wasn't being mean, I have a used 9" Shadow coil and told him I would clean it up and sell it to him)
So,.... I know it wasn't Harold, I know his posting style, and he doesn't do stuff like that.
So I figure it's one of the other guys who saw Harold's post,........
And knew I was thinning my "Herd", as I posted here......
Thinning The Herd
Who else on earth would "pull out of thin air" ... "Do you have a Troy Shadow 9" you can swap out for the brown coil?"
LOL!
It's a "pulling my leg question"
Ok, who do I know here?
Ok Ron, I'll drag him into this.......
Ron and I go to a restaurant... I order a hamburger and joke with the waitress,.... "Can I get a substitution?"
"Yes", sure,.. what would you like to swap?
Can you substitute a T bone steak for the burger patty?
Waitress says,... "Oh sure, I'll tell the cook to get right on that"
Then everybody laughs, it's a joke.
So here is my response to the guys first message........
He answered back with this......
I realize this guy may be trying to run a pretty transparent hustle on me, so I message him
to make sure it's a 9"X8" he will be looking for, and not that a $250.00 coil is going to be swapped
out for a $60.00 coil.
He messages back.........
The baloney is so thick in this message,...enough for sandwiches for every one in America.
LOL!
So, It became apparent that this guy was trying to hustle someone, "who he hoped didn't know the ropes"
I right away called Johnathon, an agent in ebay administration.
(2008 - 2012 I taught ebay listing classes, so I have an in there)
I tell him what I think, and he reads the messages.
Then he laughs.
He says, " so he was hoping you would exchange a Rolex for a Timex?"
I say yeah,
Maybe when he was at the Volkswagen dealership looking at a Beetle, he asked the salesman,
"any chance you can swap out the Volkswagen engine for a Porsche engine?, they bolt up.
Salesman, "Oh sure, I'll have the service manager get right on that", and chuckles.
Then, when he comes to pick up the car, sees there isn't a Porsche engine in it, he storms up stairs
to the owners office,.........
"The salesman
promised me that a Porsche engine would be swapped into the Beetle I bought!
"He even said he would talk to the service manager about it!"
"You are trying to pull a bait and switch on me!"
"I want my money back!"
But guys, you have to read those last lines in a "whiny, California, little b-i-t-c-h, voice.
You know, the kind that you just want to,.....well I'm a Christian.
He will find his own misfortune.
Hustlers never prosper.
The End
"Options?", Comments?, more Jokes?
Johnathon and I got as far as, " This car is pretty nice, can you include the Ark of the Covenant in the back seat?
LOL!