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Wall-Mart:lol: ........................

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Wayne in BC

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Wal-Mart announced that they will soon be offering customers a new discount item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range.


Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for cheap wine", said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing. She continued, "But the right name is important." Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart brand. The top surveyed names in popularity are:


10. Chateau Traileur Parc


9. White Trashfindel


8. Big Red Gulp


7. World Championship Riesling


6. NASCARbernet


5. Chef Boyardeaux


4. Peanut Noir


3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!


2. Grape Expectations


And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine...


1. Nasti Spumante


According to Micken, "The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel)."
 
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try it, but probably only once. Heck, I have a bottle of Boones Farm Strawberry Hill in my wine rack right now! Keeps me grounded! :biggrin:
 
I don't drink pizz either. :D
 
call it grounded-------- more like floored!!!:rofl:
 
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the doc will not let me have even a glass of wine. I can live without it, but sometimes I think I would like to have a glass of two. Besides, if you are there, YOU keep me from getting floored and making too big of an azz out of myself, and you do a dang good job. ( Time to porch sit,.........don't you think??):wiggle:
 
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