DOG FOR SALE :
A guy is driving around the back woods of Virginia, and he sees a sign in front of a beautiful house: 'Talking Dog For Sale '
He rings the bell and the owner,by the name of Vernon appears and tells him the dog named Tumbles is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees the cutest dog ever...... just sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' Tumbles replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing Tumbles talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
Tumbles looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...
But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I
decided to settle down with my present owner and his beautiful family.
I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'
Now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asksVernon what he wants for the dog.
'Ten dollars,' Vernon says.
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'"
Vernon explains: "Because he's a liar . He's never been out of the yard'"
A guy is driving around the back woods of Virginia, and he sees a sign in front of a beautiful house: 'Talking Dog For Sale '
He rings the bell and the owner,by the name of Vernon appears and tells him the dog named Tumbles is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees the cutest dog ever...... just sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' Tumbles replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing Tumbles talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
Tumbles looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...
But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I
decided to settle down with my present owner and his beautiful family.
I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'
Now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asksVernon what he wants for the dog.
'Ten dollars,' Vernon says.
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'"
Vernon explains: "Because he's a liar . He's never been out of the yard'"