vlad
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1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Inter com. Don' t Disguise Your Voice !
3. Every Time someone asks you to do something, ask if they Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks .
Once everyone has gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions , Switch to Espresso.
5.
In the Memo Field Of All Your Check s, Write
' For Marijuana'
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive - through Order Is
'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera .
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can' t Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. .
11.
When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream '
I Won! I Won! '
12.
When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, yelling
'Run For Your Lives ! They' re Loose !'
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go'.
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Inter com. Don' t Disguise Your Voice !
3. Every Time someone asks you to do something, ask if they Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks .
Once everyone has gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions , Switch to Espresso.
5.
In the Memo Field Of All Your Check s, Write
' For Marijuana'
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive - through Order Is
'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera .
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can' t Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. .
11.
When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream '
I Won! I Won! '
12.
When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, yelling
'Run For Your Lives ! They' re Loose !'
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go'.
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity