vlad
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Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are walking down a street in
Houston when they see a sign on a store that reads, "Suits $5.00
each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 per pair."
Boudreaux says to his pal, "Look here! We could buy a
whole gob of these, take 'em back to New Orleans, sell 'em to our
friends, and make a fortune. Now when we go in there you be quiet, okay? Just
let me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear your accent, they might
think we're ignorant, and try to cheat us. Now, I'll talk in a slow
Texas drawl so's they don't know."
They go in and Boudreaux says with his best fake Texas
accent,"I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each,
100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, and 50 pairs of
them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and ...."
The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll are from Louisiana , ain't you?"
"Well...yeah," says a surprised Boudreaux. "Mais, how come you know
dat!"
The owner says, "Because this is a dry-cleaners."
Houston when they see a sign on a store that reads, "Suits $5.00
each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 per pair."
Boudreaux says to his pal, "Look here! We could buy a
whole gob of these, take 'em back to New Orleans, sell 'em to our
friends, and make a fortune. Now when we go in there you be quiet, okay? Just
let me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear your accent, they might
think we're ignorant, and try to cheat us. Now, I'll talk in a slow
Texas drawl so's they don't know."
They go in and Boudreaux says with his best fake Texas
accent,"I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each,
100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, and 50 pairs of
them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and ...."
The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll are from Louisiana , ain't you?"
"Well...yeah," says a surprised Boudreaux. "Mais, how come you know
dat!"
The owner says, "Because this is a dry-cleaners."