Two years ago i took a chainsar..( that's southern fer chainsaw)....

[Jim West Pa]

to a big ole way overgrown apple tree in my back yard that was workin too hard makin wood and no apples worth a dang
and really cut 'er back to practicaly nothin but a trunk.
Well, this year i've got mass quantities o' huge red delicious apples .
So, i've decided that we're gonna make us up some home made apple pies from scratch.
Problem is........
we jist can't figger out what to scratch that will produce a pie

 

[Craig in Alabama]

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[therick]

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[Jim West Pa]

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[Ed SW Fla]

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[scubadetector]

Do you know why chicken and turkey breasts do not have nipples??


They would poke a hole in the package when you freeze them.

 

[Jim West Pa]

have no clue what a gumband is either ?

 

[therick]

"Jim, on your way to Bradenton, stop by the store and pick up a 12 pk of Cokes. I don't care what kind, whatever is on sale."


I'm assuming a "gumband" is a "rubberband?"

Never use the term "sack" unless I'm really ticked off and cussing someone out !

 

[Jim West Pa]

Yep, a gumband

 

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[Craig in Alabama]

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[Jim West Pa]

And if i have leftovers. Do i ask fer a sack or jist say..."i'll jist put this in my pocket " ?
Or, do i say.."Elson'll be by to pick this up later " .

 

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