Two Parrots
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have 2 female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
"Oh my gracious. That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed. Then he thought for a moment, "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have 2 male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray
and read the bible. Bring your 2 parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can then teach your parrots to pray and worship and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time."
"Thank you, Father," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, and she saw that his 2 male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison; "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
There was a stunned silence. But then, slowly, one male parrot leaned over to the other male parrot and whispered, "Hey! Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers are answered."
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A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have 2 female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
"Oh my gracious. That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed. Then he thought for a moment, "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have 2 male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray
and read the bible. Bring your 2 parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can then teach your parrots to pray and worship and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time."
"Thank you, Father," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, and she saw that his 2 male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison; "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
There was a stunned silence. But then, slowly, one male parrot leaned over to the other male parrot and whispered, "Hey! Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers are answered."
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