Two ladies asked me while I was wading

[Dancer]

Are you digging Clams? They got to be kidding right. No they were serious. So I asked if they heard on the news about Shellfish accumulating iron in their systems? They thought so. Told them they got so much iron I can easily find them with a metal detector. Said , my wife and I ate a few dozen last night. Wife got sick, but we're having them again for lunch. So one gal says to the other , "We better be going , June." It happened !

 

[hawgdawg]

,,, that's a good one there,,,,,,,,wait a minute ,, you're kidding about them clams. ,,,,, right. ??

 

[surfman]

That is a riot!

 

[GeorgeinSC]

 

[dewcon4414]

Heres your sign.....lol. Stingrays will sound off when a detector goes over them too.

 

[meggie]

An Asian lady approached me at the beach once and asked "got any"

Sensing some fun I replied "any what"? .. crabs she replied.

I told her not today, there a bit quiet!

 

[D&P-OR]

We're weed whackin in the park & clam hunting in the water!!

 

[Wandering Karl]

I tell 'em that I am looking for seismic spy listening devices planted by the commies. Some actually seem to think I am sane and become worried about them too.

 

[gamiller2]

Daytona beach . I'm detecting bunch of teenagers go by me . Young girl "what are you doing? " . Before I could answer young Male tells the girl "he's searching for sea turtles" . Young girl "cool ". Young man gives me a sly smile and I walk away shaking my head.

 

[fongu]

All i can say is : Bless their hearts...

 

[Tom_in_CA]

... young Male tells the girl "he's searching for sea turtles" . Young girl "cool ". ....

why is it that the red-blooded part of me wants to meet the girl who didn't question the "sea turtles" answer ?