Two Coffees in Heaven

[Mike Chgo area]

Two Coffees in Heaven!


Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack Obama meets a man with a beard.

'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.

'No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohammed is higher up.'
Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.

Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter,
Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs up through the clouds and comes
into a room where he meets another bearded man.

He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'

'Why no,' he answers, 'I am Moses; Mohammed is higher still.'

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again.
He discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic looking man with a beard.

Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'

'No, I am Jesus, the Christ; you will find Mohammed higher up.'

Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man, oh man! Obama can hardly contain
his delight and climbs and climbs ever higher.

Once again, he reaches an even larger room where he meets
this truly magnificent looking man with a silver white beard
and once again repeats his question:

'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps as he is by now,
totally out of breath from all his climbing.

'No, my son, I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega,
but you look exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee?'

Obama says, 'Yes please!
As God looks behind him, he claps his hands and
yells out: "Yo, Mohammed, two coffees!"

USA citizens, keep your trust in God;

 

[SeniorSeeker]

Love it! What America needs is something to put Mr. Pres' in his place now being that congress won't do the job they were elected to do. He just doesn't seem to get it; CONGRESS is the one that makes the laws. The number of times he has stepped outside of congress and did his own thing, he should have been tried, booted out of service and maybe imprisoned a long time ago.

 

[Mike Chgo area]

n/t

 

[C.J.M.]

AMEN MARTY

 

[Missouri--Ma Betty]

Good joke! The One and Only God Whom we can lean on and fully trust is Jehovah, Who is God with us in Jesus' precious and Holy name! There is no God in Whom we can be saved and have eternal life but Jesus, Immanuel and the Messiah, Who forgives the repentant sinner and cleanses us whole to be with Him forever! Amen! Repentance means to turn from committing sins willingly, for when we're saved and love Jesus, we serve Him, faithfully, and endure and overcome with souls saved for only they who endure the race unto the end are the same as saved! Amen! Ma