Abraham Zincoln
New member
I wrote this yesterday morning and posted it on a forum. Wasn't sure how many of you may belong to it so I thought I would share it here also, hope you all like it. 
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the lands, nothing was stirring, not even the sands;
Stockings where hung by the chimneys with care amidst hopes and dreams a new Makro pointer would soon be in there;
The diggers where all snug in their beds, while visions of booty danced in their heads;
The silver, the gold and the clad for that matter, seemed to jingle together to make a hell of a clatter!
As I jerked from my cookie induced nap, I ran to the window and yelled "Holy Cra*!"
As to what did my waking eyes see below? A bearded fat man detecting in the snow?! The AT Pro he used was so quick, he even had a Pro pointer mounted on a stick!
I saw 8 Reindeer digging his plugs and I felt for a moment; I must be on drugs!
They pirated so quick my eyes they teared, that's when I realized; this was Blackbeard!
He then jumped in their Clipper so lively and fast, I never even had time to pass a little gas!
A quick little whistle and the Reindeer they came; the bearded fat man shouting their names;
"Now Minelab, Teknetics, Garrett, and Fisher! On Tesoro! On Blisstool! On Nokta, and Makro!"
The coursers then lined up without stall; One of them even exclaimed, "I think we got it all!"
I saw gold and silver spewing from a pouch and I knew right away this guy was no slouch!
I was looted of things I didn't know where there, all of this before even getting in my underwear!
They sped away with a blink as I stood there in awe, the bearded fat man yelling, "Good Luck and Happy Hunting Y'all!"
Merry Christmas everyone!
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the lands, nothing was stirring, not even the sands;
Stockings where hung by the chimneys with care amidst hopes and dreams a new Makro pointer would soon be in there;
The diggers where all snug in their beds, while visions of booty danced in their heads;
The silver, the gold and the clad for that matter, seemed to jingle together to make a hell of a clatter!
As I jerked from my cookie induced nap, I ran to the window and yelled "Holy Cra*!"
As to what did my waking eyes see below? A bearded fat man detecting in the snow?! The AT Pro he used was so quick, he even had a Pro pointer mounted on a stick!
I saw 8 Reindeer digging his plugs and I felt for a moment; I must be on drugs!
They pirated so quick my eyes they teared, that's when I realized; this was Blackbeard!
He then jumped in their Clipper so lively and fast, I never even had time to pass a little gas!
A quick little whistle and the Reindeer they came; the bearded fat man shouting their names;
"Now Minelab, Teknetics, Garrett, and Fisher! On Tesoro! On Blisstool! On Nokta, and Makro!"
The coursers then lined up without stall; One of them even exclaimed, "I think we got it all!"
I saw gold and silver spewing from a pouch and I knew right away this guy was no slouch!
I was looted of things I didn't know where there, all of this before even getting in my underwear!
They sped away with a blink as I stood there in awe, the bearded fat man yelling, "Good Luck and Happy Hunting Y'all!"
Merry Christmas everyone!
"A propointer mounted on a stick!"
