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mudpuppy said:Yeah...55 here...if I woulda known I was going to live this long, I'd a taken better care of myself!
Mud
kaolinwasher said:I am 51 and am half the man i used to be .
D&P-OR said:You young pups!!!-----Goin on 76 & still swingin (metal detectors, that is)! ------Sven--I can concentrate on tectin--already got me the most beautiful woman in the world--and have had for YEARS!
mudpuppy said:I think Will Rogers said:
"Eventually you will reach a point where you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it" Trying to determine that cutoff point is the struggle..
As far as chasing the younger wimmen...My intent will be hunting the Red Hat Society for a younger chick someday... Preferably one with lots of money and mute...makes sense, I'm poor and nearly deaf, I prefer to spend my last remaining listening sessions to the chatter of clad.. Guess I better be getting my resumes in order to hand out to that bunch, "slightly used gentleman, handles chores well, house broken, trained in proper bathroom toilet seat etiquette, knows his way around a kitchen and laundry room, dependable, good driver, mildly alcoholic(in a good way), fun at parties, responds positively to tears or threats, comes promptly when called, survives well in a low sexual environment, fixes things" ...maybe my wife of 35yrs I can use as a reference even?
If this wasnt so tragic, it might even be funny...I have to think I'm a hell of a catch for somebody out there!...
Mud
Sven said: