my son told me this one about a guy that he worked with. Seems old Mud had never been deer hunting and wanted to go. His buddies told him what to get, shotgun with deer slug barrel, camouflage clothing, female deer urine scent, license, etc. Well old Mud thought that if a little is good a lot is better. Instead of one of those puny little bottles of scent he bought a gallon. He poured it into a five gallon bucket with water and soaked his clothes in it for a week. The day came and Mud went out early but not bright. He found a place he thought would be good and sat down to wait for dawn to break. Well old Mud fell asleep, Mr. Buck didn't. Mud woke up to a buck biting him on the arm, hard. Ole' Mud takes his brand new shotgun and proceeds to beat the deer to death, never taking a shot and breaking his shotgun in half.
As wise old Royal once said "dumb as a stump."
As wise old Royal once said "dumb as a stump."
