The Park Zoo in Auburn, Alabama acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female, became very difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the park Veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat, and to make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Reflecting on their problem, the zoo administrator thought of Bubba, a part-time employee, who was responsible for general park maintenance. Bubba, like most Bama boys, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female. The zoo thought they might have a solution.
Bubba was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to "make love" to the gorilla for $500? Bubba showed some interest, but said he would "have to do some serious thinking about it".
The following day, Bubba announced that he would accept their offer, but only under the following four conditions:
"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her on the lips. The
park administrator quickly agreed to this condition.
"Second," Bubba said, "You must never tell anyone about this." The
park administrator again readily agreed to this condition.
"Third, Bubba said, "I want all the offspring to be raised Southern
Baptist." Once again the administrator agreed.
"And last of all," Bubba stated, "You've got to give me another week
to come up with the $500."
Upon examination, the park Veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat, and to make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Reflecting on their problem, the zoo administrator thought of Bubba, a part-time employee, who was responsible for general park maintenance. Bubba, like most Bama boys, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female. The zoo thought they might have a solution.
Bubba was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to "make love" to the gorilla for $500? Bubba showed some interest, but said he would "have to do some serious thinking about it".
The following day, Bubba announced that he would accept their offer, but only under the following four conditions:
"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her on the lips. The
park administrator quickly agreed to this condition.
"Second," Bubba said, "You must never tell anyone about this." The
park administrator again readily agreed to this condition.
"Third, Bubba said, "I want all the offspring to be raised Southern
Baptist." Once again the administrator agreed.
"And last of all," Bubba stated, "You've got to give me another week
to come up with the $500."