I saw the knife. That really should be "When Redneck Metal Detecting Sluts Attack" <img src="/metal/html/lol.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":lol"> <img src="/metal/html/lol.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":lol">
The whole thing is really funny when you think about it. I know they just put them on the cover to grab the guys attention. I personally think they would look sexier with kneepads on and a little dirt on their faces. <img src="/metal/html/tongue.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":b">
These publishers try to get a guy's hopes up thinking you're going to meet chicks like these while MD'ing. You might see them at the beach but they're thinking "What a GEEK" when looking at us with detectors, not "hey, that's a thousand dollar detector, I wonder if he wants company ?" <img src="/metal/html/lol.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":lol"> The only women that have shown any interest in what I was doing around home have been about 60+ years old. The younger ones don't even acknowledge my existence.
On a similar note, I bought a head mounted flashlight to be able to detect in the dark. My wife said "Don't you think you'll look geeky in that thing?" I said "HAVE YOU SEEN ME WHILE I'M DETECTING?" I'm already so far up into the "geeky looking" (waist pouch, kneepads, headphones, holding a weedeater that doesn't cut grass) range that a flashlight on my head won't change things much. <img src="/metal/html/lol.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":lol">
Dave