Top Ten Country Western songs..............

[Kelley (Texas)]

Top Ten Country Western Songs

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.

And the Number One Country & Western song is...

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Azz Out All Day Long

 

[George-CT]

She got the gold mine, I got the shaft.....At least it felt that way......

 

[Wayne in BC]

n/t

 

[Kelley (Texas)]

Women are just like a horse, you need to bluff them into thinking that you are top dog! Once you do that, they will trip over themselves while trying to please you. Please have a great day! Kelley (Texas)

 

[Wayne in BC]

put bars on "your room". How about a step by step explanation of how you do this for your friends here? Can a twitch be used on a female with a short nose? Does very old grain that has been soaked in water sugar and yeast work also? I remember a story about a Cowboy who came into a fancy hotel with a lady and announced to the desk clerk that they were just married........
The desk clerk said congratulations! Would you like the bridal? The Cowboy said no, i reckon i will just hold her ears till she gets used to it

 

[Micheal_R]

n/t