Today is nursery rhymes you can teach your kids or grand kids Don't thank me yet!!

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Mary had a little sheep, it went to bed with her to sleep

The sheep turned out to be a ram, Mary had a little lamb

Its fleece was white as snow, Everywhere that Mary went the lamb was sure to go.

It followed her to school one day, which really did displease her

Tonight she's having leg of lamb, the rest is in the freezer.


Mary had a little lamb, this story you heard before.

The part you didn't hear is she passed her plate and had some more.


Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water

Silly Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a daughter.


Hickory dickory dock, two mice ran up the clock

the clock struck one, the other suffered minor injuries.


Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and weigh

Along came a spider and sat down beside her, and she fed him some to.



I think those are clean enough. Sorry if I offended anyone, Well I owe I owe, so off to work I go!!

 

[Ma Betty in MO]

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[Brandy[Ma.]]

I was in the field last weekend diggin with Hank across the street from were the schoolhouse stood.Mary's house had a fire about ten years ago but there rebuilting it and it looked it be amost done.Hank didn't beleave me about Mary so I brought him down to the old boneyard and showed him her stone.She had a store downtown went she grew up and sold Mary stuff,books plates,and stuff with Mary and her lamb on it.Store still there.The lamb's stone is on the common down town.Jonny Appleseed lived about ten miles down the road but that's another story.A lot of them old rhymes are real and true.Henry Ford took the schoolhouse and brought it down to the Wayland Inn in Sudbury Ma.were it still stands.

 

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[charlie (ky)]

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Drove my wife batty!

 

[charlie (ky)]

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[Elson(La)]

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