Please feel free to add your own ideas to this list:
1. Shower with your spouse and at least one other neighborhood couple or a couple babes you may pick up at Taco Bell.
2. When you wash your car or truck, tie your pets to the bumper and wash them at the same time.
3. Wash your detecting clothing only once during the season.
4. Do not drink tap water. Use only canned beverages.
5. Take advantage of rain showers or storms by soaping up while naked in the yard and scrubbing all your laundry on the driveway.
6. Flush the toilet only once a day ..... YUCK!
7. Repeat #1 ... at least weekly.
8. Put a pool liner in the bed of your pick up truck and troll for rain showers.
9. Brush your teeth with beer or good sour mash burbon.
10. Turn your underware and clothing inside out to get two days use before going into the clothes hamper.
1. Shower with your spouse and at least one other neighborhood couple or a couple babes you may pick up at Taco Bell.
2. When you wash your car or truck, tie your pets to the bumper and wash them at the same time.
3. Wash your detecting clothing only once during the season.
4. Do not drink tap water. Use only canned beverages.
5. Take advantage of rain showers or storms by soaping up while naked in the yard and scrubbing all your laundry on the driveway.
6. Flush the toilet only once a day ..... YUCK!
7. Repeat #1 ... at least weekly.
8. Put a pool liner in the bed of your pick up truck and troll for rain showers.
9. Brush your teeth with beer or good sour mash burbon.
10. Turn your underware and clothing inside out to get two days use before going into the clothes hamper.