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Tip- The Beach Con

Dancer

Dancer

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Spend some time on the beach, and something like this will come up. I'm down here in Myr. Bch. and a hot gal in her early 60's comes running off the boardwalk. She says "Hey, if you found a diamond ring out there it's mine!" I asked her where abouts you lose it and how long ago? "Out there, about a month ago, as she starts fussing with the hem of her sun dress. You didn't lose any ring did you, I said. Noooo she said but my drink is M-T. I checked her out, looked around and said LADY, I'm a married man, as my wife came into view!! I call this con the sand trap!
 
omg,havent had that one happen..lol.lol
hh
john
 
Don't EVER show your finds to anyone you do not know. If they see something nice you have found they can describe it to a friend that can come back and describe your find and claim it. Sometimes if I recover a really nice item close to a Condo or Motel I will check to see if anyone has reported a loss at the desk and if they have and describes it perfectly then the decision is yours to return it but you don't have to do that if you don't want to. I always put my nice finds if I find any seperate from my normal finds. HH :minelab:
 
If you WANT to avoid wild wimmen, try to look poor, creepy, and crazy... black socks pulled up to your knees and sandles works well,...stripes with plaids seems to repel them too. I wear a "checkity assed shirt" with one tail tucked in, my finds pouch says "colostomy bag" in big letters, and a pair of tractor supply 10.00 pants...
But really, just looking poor is the best! This is soooo funny! You must be a sharp dresser, or she was drunk and desperate!
 
mudpuppy said:
If you WANT to avoid wild wimmen, try to look poor, creepy, and crazy... black socks pulled up to your knees and sandles works well,...stripes with plaids seems to repel them too. I wear a "checkity assed shirt" with one tail tucked in, my finds pouch says "colostomy bag" in big letters, and a pair of tractor supply 10.00 pants...
But really, just looking poor is the best! This is soooo funny! You must be a sharp dresser, or she was drunk and desperate!
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I couldn't help my self lmao. Sadly, we all know somebody that dresses just like this lol
 
I had a lady do that , so i gave her all my nails pull tabs,and aluminum cans , just kidding
 
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