Thought I'd just chip in a wee joke for a change:rofl:

[draaiorgel]

Hung Chow calls into work and says,

"Hey, I no come work today boss, I really sick.
Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great.
I be at work soon........ You got nice house boss."

 

[khouse]

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