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Guts or Balls...
>
> There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having
> guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In
> an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
>
> GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met
> by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still
> cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''
>
> BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling
> of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
> arse and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''
>
> I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically
> speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately
> result in death.
Guts or Balls...
>
> There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having
> guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In
> an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
>
> GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met
> by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still
> cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''
>
> BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling
> of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
> arse and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''
>
> I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically
> speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately
> result in death.