Things that have always perplexed me...

[Vernon in Virginia~Formerly Alaska]

Why, Why, Why


* Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

* Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

* Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

* If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

* Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the
bubbles are always white?

* Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

* Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?

* How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

 

[MK_(MO)]

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[Vernon in Virginia~Formerly Alaska]

But watching Superman take 6 bullets to the chest while "smirking" the whole time, then ducking when the puny gun is thrown at him... just "tilts" my mind. Does that answer your question?

 

[mike(swWash)]

#1 Tarzan had a plucking habit attributed to too much grooming by his ape family. He was actually bald, Hollywood made him wear a head rug...see every Tarzan movie that's been made, no chest or pit hair to be seen...'nuff said.

#2 Superman ain't real....the TV villains shot blanks...the pistol, even if it was plastic, could put his eye out...who wants to see a super hero with an eye patch?

#3 Kamikazes wore helmets because being blown up hurts....even Evil Knievel,with his 3 last brain cells, knows this fact duh!

#4 Apes are still here for God to remind us of the true meaning of our lives....Eat....mate...sleep....throw poop....eat.....mate...sleep....blame our flatulence on the dog....etc

#5 Bubbles aren't white, they have every color of the rainbow in them...it's all in the light angle and perspective as well as who's blowing Bubbles, whoever Bubbles is....

#4 Mattresses are never on sale the day we need one....same as the mini mart sign that says open 364/24/7 except today were taking our annual inventory....

#5 Single people know, fridges don't grow unexpected foods, If I didn't buy it, it ain't there! Married people however, have no such concept. We think that, since we have a mate, food will magically appear if we just mutter a few words such as "what do you mean we're out of beer darlin', the 7/11 is open all night."

#6 Dead bugs in light fixtures.....ever heard of the Elephants graveyard...hello!, it's just a matter of wattage and weight.

#7 C'mon...ask me something hard...I'm full of it!....The answers to everything, that is

 

[DC/Id]

If a tree fell on a Mime and no one heard it, would anyone care? What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Would a cross made of kryptonite keep away vampires and Superman?

I see what you mean Vernon, it is puzzling. DC

 

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[Vernon in Virginia~Formerly Alaska]

That would drive anyone batty!

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