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The War will be over soon.....

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a
>new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck
>special forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi,
>Missouri, Oklahoma,Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into
>Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
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>l. The season opened today.
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>2. There is no limit.
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>3. They taste just like chicken.
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>4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
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>They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
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>We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by next Friday.
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