The ventriloquist in Arkansas..............

[Kelley (Texas)]

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas . With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blond jokes.

Suddenly, a blond woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:
"I've heard enough of your stupid blond jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?

"It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blonds, but women in general... and all in the name of humor!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blond yells, "You stay out of this, Mister! I'm talking to that little sh-t on your knee!"

 

[Royal]

n/t

 

[Micheal_R]

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[Royal]

I hope she has paid attention to our advice. Training is very important and it helps if a girlie thing listens.

I have never met one that listened to good advice but there is hope in Linda. I think

 

[Wayne in BC]

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[Ron J]

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[Sunny]

to deer camp is fish, and relax! This pizzes all of the "mighty hunters" off because I won't cook or wash the dishes!

 

[Royal]

I would think of something to make you useful. You catch any fish??