the truth about little red riding hood

[charlie (ky)]

> Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the big bad
> wolf crouched down behind a log.
>
> "My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf."
>
> The wolf jumps up and runs away.
>
> Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this
> time he is crouched behind a bush.
>
> "My, what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf."
>
> Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
>
> About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again
> and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.
>
> "My, what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf."
>
> With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off, I'm
> trying to poop!"
>
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[General Ray]

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[Vernon in Virginia~Formerly Alaska]