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They just recoverd the book of Genesis and discovered that it was all wrong. God actually created Eve First.
After a week God came down and asked how his favorite creation was. Eve said everything is wonderful Lord, the flowers the trees the water, just everything. I just have one small problem. The Lord said what is that Eve. She said, "You gave me three breasts, the middle one pushes the others out and they snag on limbs and are always getting in the way. I have 2 arms 2 legs and 2 eyes, can't I have just two breasts?" The Lord thought and said your right Eve, I gave the animals 6 and just thought you needed half of them. So the Lord reaches out and takes her middle one off and tosses it in the bushes.
After a week, the Lord comes back and asks how his most beautiful creation is now. She says Oh Lord, I am so happy, but I just have one more small problem. The Lord says what is that Eve. Eve replies " You gave all the animals a mate and I am alone. Shouldn't I have someone to be with to share this wonderful garden with? " The Lord says "Your absolutely right again Eve, I will create a man from a part of you."
"Now where did I throw that usless boob?"
After a week God came down and asked how his favorite creation was. Eve said everything is wonderful Lord, the flowers the trees the water, just everything. I just have one small problem. The Lord said what is that Eve. She said, "You gave me three breasts, the middle one pushes the others out and they snag on limbs and are always getting in the way. I have 2 arms 2 legs and 2 eyes, can't I have just two breasts?" The Lord thought and said your right Eve, I gave the animals 6 and just thought you needed half of them. So the Lord reaches out and takes her middle one off and tosses it in the bushes.
After a week, the Lord comes back and asks how his most beautiful creation is now. She says Oh Lord, I am so happy, but I just have one more small problem. The Lord says what is that Eve. Eve replies " You gave all the animals a mate and I am alone. Shouldn't I have someone to be with to share this wonderful garden with? " The Lord says "Your absolutely right again Eve, I will create a man from a part of you."
"Now where did I throw that usless boob?"