The story about the Texas Rodeo Midget with a medical problem........................

[Kelley (Texas)]

The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The
midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor
told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped
his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started
to examine him.

The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to
turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia. "Aha!"
mumbled the doc, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he
asked the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor once more, and
reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right
side... then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.

The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement
that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to walk
around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. The midget
was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his balls
were no longer aching.

The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"

The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did
you do?"

The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots"

 

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[Cierlast]

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[VT Dave]

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[Wayne in BC]

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...when your family moved,I live one minnit away from Mosquito creek.I do remember trout in it,now adays they are harder to spot.But it probably is close to how you remember it.They have made the trails wider with a bulldozer and replaced wooden bridges with metal.I have found some very good finds with the detector in some parts of ravine. ojm

 

[Wayne in BC]

i was about 7 years old. I remember a lot of things about that place, like our Rat Terrier "Pogo" running along the old woooden sidewalks and grabbing rats as they passed under a broken board

I also remember that some of the people there were pretty scruffy.
Wayne

 

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