The old Grouch did to me:rofl::rofl:

[Elson(La)]

This happen years back,Betty and I went visit Shelby and Pat(Shelby Wife).He and his 6 year old daughter were shooting a pistol at a target about 20ft.away.Well I'm not as good with guns and pistols like the old Grouch,He ask me if I wanted to try to hit the target,I told him:Well hell yeah,Heck I could kick a bullet that far and hit the target.Well I shot and miss:WHAT,No way.Old Grouch started laughing,He said,Man this little girl can do better then that,She took the pistol and shot,Hit the target.Now I'm kinder feeling like in the dump,A 6yr kid just kicked my butt.Shelby say,Here try again.I took aim real good,No way I can miss,I shoot,Damn miss again.Old Grouch(by now I have other name for him)say,OK maybe get a little closer,I did,About 15ft,Shot again,MISS?? Shelby gave the pistol to the kid,She go back to 20ft shoot and hit the target.OK,I'm *P'ed* now.So Mr.Smart &*^%$$ tell me to get closer,I go 5ft shoot and:NO WAY,I MISS the damn target.Then Shelby's wife couldn't take it any more.She told Shelby tell him NOW.Then old Grouch came clean,He had the bullet fix so his and his daughter's where real bullets and mine where blanks.If I could have got my hands on him I would have put a headlock on him and whomp the hell out of him.See,That ya'll poor Shelby.Keep on feeling sorry for him.

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[Brian(upstateNY)]

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[Anonymous]

Here you were, trying to beat a ( 6 year old ) shooting a gun. Shelby had to step in and look out for the 6 year old. gee, what's next Elson ? Putting the 80 year old ladys down at the bingo place in a head lock if she beats you

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[Ed SW Fla]

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[General Ray]

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[charlie (ky)]

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[deathwind1]

From what I have heard about your Shooting is, That even with a Shotgun at 5 ft. and number 6 shot you would would have missed that Target..Then you would have jumped on him by saying he did not have the shotgun Sighted In!

 

[Shelby ( La )]

Thanks Everyone,
All three of my girls could ,then and now out shoot Elson and most boys that they went with when there were younger also there husband now.
He was right ever third shell was a blank.
He deserved everything that I have done to him over the past 40-50 years.
Later Shelby

 

[Craig in Alabama]

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[General Ray]

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[Lawrence in Alabama]

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