Kelley (Texas)
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After coming ashore and eating supper, the friends started talking about the events of the day...who caught the most fish, who caught the biggest fish, and other fishing chit chat. Finally Sunny looked towards Roy and said, "Sorry about catching that fish, I did not know that it would try to bite you." Roy replied, "That is alright, I really never liked those trousers or tennis shoes anyway." Sunny thought for a minute and said, "Tell you what, when I get home, I will go by the dollar store and buy you a nice pair of trousers and some tennis shoes, what do you think of that?" "What" shouted Roy, "The dollar store?" Sunny was thinking, I am being nice and he is thinking about running the tab up. Sunny said, "How about Wal-Mart?" Roy thought for a moment and said, "I guess that would be OK." Wayne asked Sunny, "Are you going to eat that hot dog?" Sunny said, "Wayne, do you have a tape worm, you have already eaten nine hot dogs and you want this last one?" "Here go ahead and eat it." Wayne said, "I don't want it now, you hurt my feelings." General Raymond was just returning from the van and asked, "Has anyone seen the bag of Oreo Cookies?" Mike said, "Wayne had them when we docked the boats." General Raymond looked towards Wayne and said, "Where did you put them?" There was silence as Wayne looked at the campfire, he did not answer. General Raymond said, "Say, you ate the entire pack of Oreo Cookies didn't you!" Sunny looked at Wayne as she said, "And you wanted my extra hot dog, that is funny!" Finally everyone started laughing, they were all friends again.
It was getting late when Roy said, this has been a very interesting camping trip, lots of adventures that we will remember the rest of our lives. Mike said, "I kinda wish that Cowboy could have made the trip." Sunny said, "I have a score to settle with him." General Raymond said, "A score to settle with him?" Sunny said, "Yes, a score to settle with him." "He pulled a good one on me a few weeks ago." Mike asked, "What did he do to you?" Sunny said, "let's just say that when he did it to me...was when you all were yanking my chain about this fishing trip." General Raymond said, "Why get even with Cowboy, Wayne is the one that started it." Wayne said, "General Raymond, if Sunny wants to get even with Cowboy, just hush and let her do it, better him them me." Sunny looked at Wayne and said, "Were you involved in the bit about me doing the cooking and everything?" Wayne said, "I don't remember, that was too long ago." Sunny said, "Too long ago, it was just three weeks ago." General Raymond said, "I remember that, yes Wayne was one of the ring leaders." Wayne said, "General Raymond, just be quiet, if she want to settle a score with Cowboy, let her do it." You could tell that Wayne was trying to save his own hide. Mike asked Sunny, "Why don't you just tell us what Cowboy did to you, it must have put a burr under your saddle blanket." Sunny said, "Let me think about this for a minute, then I will decide whether or not to tell you."
After a few minutes, Sunny said, "OK, I will tell you what he did, but you have to promise that you will not laugh, fair enough?" All the guys said that they would not laugh.
Sunny started spilling the beans about what Cowboy had done. She said, "Remember the time that he said that women were put on this earth to serve men, well that started the ball rolling. He was trying to yank my chain, make me yell...and I did. Then remember the time that he said that it was the woman's job to clean house and raise the kids...well, he got me to yelling again. He knew just what he was doing...he knew how to get under my skin. Remember the time that I told him that I would go to Texas and whip his butt...when he said that he knew that I lived too far from him for me to do anything to him...I was very angry at him, he always out smarted me. Well, I told him that I would call his wife and let her know how he was always saying that he ruled his house with an iron fist. He told me that I did not have his telephone number, but even if I did, I did not have the guts to call his wife. He was right, I did not have his telephone number...he got too me again, I wanted to choke him. Then I figured that maybe I could bluff him into giving me his telephone number. I dared him to give me the telephone number, dared him to see if I was bluffing about calling his wife. I was surprised when he gave me his telephone number, thought that I had finally out smarted him. For several days, he let me know that I had not called his house, just as he had predicted...I was starting to do a slow burn, he was getting under my skin again. I think that he has a natural talent for knowing how to get me to yell. Well, I finally had had enough, I picked up the telephone and dialed his number. IT WAS NOT HIS TELEPHONE NUMBER, IT WAS THE TELEPHONE NUMBER TO THE SAN ANTONIO ZOO!!!! That was the straw that broke the donkey's back, I will choke him if I ever run across him." Sunny was so occupied with telling what Cowboy had done that she had not noticed that everyone was bent over with laugher. Sunny said, "You all promised not to laugh." Wayne was laughing so hard that he had trouble speaking when he said, "The San Antonio Zoo...that is so funny." Roy and Mike were laughing so hard that they could not speak. General Raymond said, "I have Cowboy's telephone number." Sunny said, "You have his telephone number, this is not a trick is it?" General Raymond said, "No, it is not a trick but I am not going to give it to you." The laugher had stopped and concern was written on the faces of Roy, Mike, and Wayne. Roy said, "General Raymond, I think this conversation has gone far enough, you are not going to give Cowboy's telephone number to Sunny." Sunny said, "Now wait just a second, are you interested in striking a deal?" Wayne asked, "What type of deal?" "Give me the telephone number and we will go back to square one, I will cook the meals, clean the camp area, and clean any fish you catch, just give me the telephone number." Mike said, "You would cook the meals and everything?" Sunny said, "That is what I said that I would do." General Raymond said, "Would you tell Cowboy where you got the telephone number?" Sunny smelled blood, she had them where she wanted them. Sunny said, "My lips would be sealed, Cowboy would never know where I got that telephone number, is it a deal?" Sunny was in hog heaven, she was finally going to nail Cowboy's hide to a fence post, she was finally going to have the upper hand. Roy let everyone know that he was not going to betray his good friend Cowboy and he walked off. Wayne asked Sunny, "how do we know that we can trust you? Are you willing to wipe the slate clean in regards to mike and I?" Sunny said, "I will agree to that, one last time, is it a deal?" General Ray said, "yes, it is a deal, the telephone number is 830-981-9437." Sunny did a joyful dance as she said, "Roy, I need to borrow you cell phone!"
I woke up with Debbie shaking me...I was in a cold sweat. Debbie said, "Fred, what is wrong with you? You were shouting "Sunny" don't don't do it!" "Sunny, don't do it, I have seen the light, I will never yank your chain again!" Debbie asked, "What have you been doing to Sunny on Royal's Forum?" I said, "Nothing, I was just having a nightmare." Debbie said, "Are you going to be OK if I turn the light out so that we can go back to sleep?" I said, "Go ahead and turn the light out, everything is OK, just a nightmare." After Debbie fell asleep, I got up and went out back and sat there the rest of the night, I did not want to go back to sleep...what if the nightmare dream came back and the phone rang!
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All that I can say is that thank goodness it was only a dream. Say, Sunny, the telephone number in the story is not the correct phone number, sorry!
Please have a great day! Kelley (Texas) 
It was getting late when Roy said, this has been a very interesting camping trip, lots of adventures that we will remember the rest of our lives. Mike said, "I kinda wish that Cowboy could have made the trip." Sunny said, "I have a score to settle with him." General Raymond said, "A score to settle with him?" Sunny said, "Yes, a score to settle with him." "He pulled a good one on me a few weeks ago." Mike asked, "What did he do to you?" Sunny said, "let's just say that when he did it to me...was when you all were yanking my chain about this fishing trip." General Raymond said, "Why get even with Cowboy, Wayne is the one that started it." Wayne said, "General Raymond, if Sunny wants to get even with Cowboy, just hush and let her do it, better him them me." Sunny looked at Wayne and said, "Were you involved in the bit about me doing the cooking and everything?" Wayne said, "I don't remember, that was too long ago." Sunny said, "Too long ago, it was just three weeks ago." General Raymond said, "I remember that, yes Wayne was one of the ring leaders." Wayne said, "General Raymond, just be quiet, if she want to settle a score with Cowboy, let her do it." You could tell that Wayne was trying to save his own hide. Mike asked Sunny, "Why don't you just tell us what Cowboy did to you, it must have put a burr under your saddle blanket." Sunny said, "Let me think about this for a minute, then I will decide whether or not to tell you."
After a few minutes, Sunny said, "OK, I will tell you what he did, but you have to promise that you will not laugh, fair enough?" All the guys said that they would not laugh.
Sunny started spilling the beans about what Cowboy had done. She said, "Remember the time that he said that women were put on this earth to serve men, well that started the ball rolling. He was trying to yank my chain, make me yell...and I did. Then remember the time that he said that it was the woman's job to clean house and raise the kids...well, he got me to yelling again. He knew just what he was doing...he knew how to get under my skin. Remember the time that I told him that I would go to Texas and whip his butt...when he said that he knew that I lived too far from him for me to do anything to him...I was very angry at him, he always out smarted me. Well, I told him that I would call his wife and let her know how he was always saying that he ruled his house with an iron fist. He told me that I did not have his telephone number, but even if I did, I did not have the guts to call his wife. He was right, I did not have his telephone number...he got too me again, I wanted to choke him. Then I figured that maybe I could bluff him into giving me his telephone number. I dared him to give me the telephone number, dared him to see if I was bluffing about calling his wife. I was surprised when he gave me his telephone number, thought that I had finally out smarted him. For several days, he let me know that I had not called his house, just as he had predicted...I was starting to do a slow burn, he was getting under my skin again. I think that he has a natural talent for knowing how to get me to yell. Well, I finally had had enough, I picked up the telephone and dialed his number. IT WAS NOT HIS TELEPHONE NUMBER, IT WAS THE TELEPHONE NUMBER TO THE SAN ANTONIO ZOO!!!! That was the straw that broke the donkey's back, I will choke him if I ever run across him." Sunny was so occupied with telling what Cowboy had done that she had not noticed that everyone was bent over with laugher. Sunny said, "You all promised not to laugh." Wayne was laughing so hard that he had trouble speaking when he said, "The San Antonio Zoo...that is so funny." Roy and Mike were laughing so hard that they could not speak. General Raymond said, "I have Cowboy's telephone number." Sunny said, "You have his telephone number, this is not a trick is it?" General Raymond said, "No, it is not a trick but I am not going to give it to you." The laugher had stopped and concern was written on the faces of Roy, Mike, and Wayne. Roy said, "General Raymond, I think this conversation has gone far enough, you are not going to give Cowboy's telephone number to Sunny." Sunny said, "Now wait just a second, are you interested in striking a deal?" Wayne asked, "What type of deal?" "Give me the telephone number and we will go back to square one, I will cook the meals, clean the camp area, and clean any fish you catch, just give me the telephone number." Mike said, "You would cook the meals and everything?" Sunny said, "That is what I said that I would do." General Raymond said, "Would you tell Cowboy where you got the telephone number?" Sunny smelled blood, she had them where she wanted them. Sunny said, "My lips would be sealed, Cowboy would never know where I got that telephone number, is it a deal?" Sunny was in hog heaven, she was finally going to nail Cowboy's hide to a fence post, she was finally going to have the upper hand. Roy let everyone know that he was not going to betray his good friend Cowboy and he walked off. Wayne asked Sunny, "how do we know that we can trust you? Are you willing to wipe the slate clean in regards to mike and I?" Sunny said, "I will agree to that, one last time, is it a deal?" General Ray said, "yes, it is a deal, the telephone number is 830-981-9437." Sunny did a joyful dance as she said, "Roy, I need to borrow you cell phone!"
I woke up with Debbie shaking me...I was in a cold sweat. Debbie said, "Fred, what is wrong with you? You were shouting "Sunny" don't don't do it!" "Sunny, don't do it, I have seen the light, I will never yank your chain again!" Debbie asked, "What have you been doing to Sunny on Royal's Forum?" I said, "Nothing, I was just having a nightmare." Debbie said, "Are you going to be OK if I turn the light out so that we can go back to sleep?" I said, "Go ahead and turn the light out, everything is OK, just a nightmare." After Debbie fell asleep, I got up and went out back and sat there the rest of the night, I did not want to go back to sleep...what if the nightmare dream came back and the phone rang!
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All that I can say is that thank goodness it was only a dream. Say, Sunny, the telephone number in the story is not the correct phone number, sorry!
Please have a great day! Kelley (Texas) 
