Kelley (Texas)
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It was a long night for Sunny! Every time she heard a noise, she thought of that snake that was hiding somewhere under that van. As the minutes ticked away towards daylight, she thought of many ways to get even with the boys...they were going to pay!
As the sun rose in the East, Roy woke up smelling bacon cooking...Oh! How Roy loved bacon and eggs. He was thinking to himself, at least that woman can cook. As he left the tent and approached the camp fire, there was Sunny cooking breakfast. Wait a minute, she was only cooking two pieces of bacon. Roy asked Sunny, "where is the rest of the bacon?" Sunny replied, "over there in the ice cooler." "Well, go get it!" said Roy. Sunny had a big smile on her face as she said in a loud voice, "No!" "If you want some bacon, and some eggs, you can cook your own, the deal is off after what you guys did to me last night!" She added, "I am also not going to clean the camp site or the fish, if you are so lucking to catch any!" The loud exchange of words woke up the rest of the guys.
As he sat down by the campfire, General Raymond asked, "What is going on?" Roy said, "We have a rebellion on our hands, Sunny is not going to cook, clean camp or clean any fish." General Raymond said, "I knew that we should not have allowed her to come." Roy told General Raymond that did not matter now, she was here and it looked like there was not much they could do about it. Now Wayne was standing towards the back watching everything, and his mind was working ninety miles an hour. He looked at Sunny and said, "Several times last night, I tried to figure out a way to swap places with you, knowing that you probably could not sleep knowing that the snake was probably within several feet of you." "I slept very little thinking about you. Say are you going to eat both pieces of that bacon?" Sunny just laughed as she said, "Nice try Wayne, it will not work." Well, the guys were not happy campers as they sat there cooking their own breakfast while Sunny was preparing her fishing gear for a day of fishing out on the lake.
Being that he was the leader of the group, Roy announced that there would be a pow wow after everyone ate.
After every one finished eating, they gathered around Roy. Roy said, "Let's call a truce and strike a deal." Sunny asked, "What type of deal?" Roy replied, "We will move the van out of the camp area, put our tent between your tent and the van." "After this is done, we will start fresh and we can all go back to our original deal...you doing the cooking, and everything" "Sound fair to you Sunny?" Sunny bent over in laugher as she said, "No, it is not O.K. with me." "The deal is off, period." Smelling blood, Sunny told Roy, "The only decision that has not been made is which of the two boats will I be fishing in." Mike said, "As far as I am concerned, you can fish in Roy's boat...he is the one that ran over that snake." General Raymond said, "I agree with Mike, Roy caused this, he should have killed the snake, the only good snake is a dead snake." Wayne looked down at the ground as he said in a low voice, "Roy, looks like it will be you and Sunny in that other boat, sorry." It was going to be a long, long day out on the lake.
Sunny and Roy fished most of the day, not saying a word to each other. Sunny would smile at Roy, rubbing dirt into the wound. Roy was thinking, wonder if she can swim if this boat would suddenly sink, no better not think that way, I would get caught. Shortly before it was time to call it for the day, Sunny suddenly got a big hit on her bait. Her rod bent over double, almost came out of her hands. She looked towards Roy as she said, "Roy, please help me, this is a big fish." Roy just leaned back and for the first time that day he had a big smile on his face as he said, "Nope, you wanted to be one of the guys, wanted equal rights, put the screws to us by deciding not to cook, clean camp, so nope, you are on your own!" Sunny was really getting tired, this was a big fish. She again said, "Roy, please help me." About this time the other boat started drifting towards Roy and Sunny, they had heard the commotion and wanted to find out what was happening. As their boat approached them, it must have had an impact on the fish because the line suddenly went slack as the big fish turned and headed towards Sunny and Roy. Roy was laughing his head off watching Sunny trying to reel in line with a panic look on her face. You had to give Sunny credit, she was not going to throw in the towel. It was a long fought battle that appeared to be nearing an end. With just a few feet from finally landing the big fish, it surfaced for the first time. Suddenly, Roy stopped laughing. He yelled at Sunny, "Cut the line, that is an alligator gar, it has teeth!" "Sunny, I said to cut the line, NOW!" Sunny wasn't about to cut the line, this was her fish, the biggest fish that she had ever caught. She gave one final tug and the fish swung over the side and into the boat, all three feet of it...it landed at Roy's feet. Later, the guys said that they do not know which was the loudest, Roy's cursing, the snapping teeth of the gar, or the oar hitting both the fish and the bottom of the boat. The battle between Roy and that alligator gar must have only lasted a minute or two, but to Roy it seemed like hours before he finally pushed the gar over the side of the boat. As he looked at his shredded trousers and torn tennis shoes, the urge to kill Sunny arose in him. Thank goodness for Sunny that the other guys were in that other boat just a short distance from them. Sunny was not happy either as she told Roy, "That was the biggest fish that I have ever caught and you let it back in the water." Roy snapped back and said, "That fish was trying to kill me!" After a few minutes of not saying a word, Mike said, "I think it would be best if we called it for the day and return to camp." Wayne said, "I agree, and tell you what, I will cook the dinner." General Raymond said, "I can't wait to get home and post a message on the Forum about how Sunny tried to murder Roy." Sunny looked over at General Raymond and said, "I did not try to murder Roy!" Sensing that the fussing was about to begin again, Wayne said, "Enough, enough, enough of all this fussing, lets go in and get some supper, OK?" Both boats headed for shore and the safety of their camp.
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Just have patience with me and I will post the conclusion tomorrow...you do want me to post the conclusion don't you? Are you tired of reading this dream story and wish that I would quit now? Let me know, OK? Please have a great day! Kelley (Texas)
As the sun rose in the East, Roy woke up smelling bacon cooking...Oh! How Roy loved bacon and eggs. He was thinking to himself, at least that woman can cook. As he left the tent and approached the camp fire, there was Sunny cooking breakfast. Wait a minute, she was only cooking two pieces of bacon. Roy asked Sunny, "where is the rest of the bacon?" Sunny replied, "over there in the ice cooler." "Well, go get it!" said Roy. Sunny had a big smile on her face as she said in a loud voice, "No!" "If you want some bacon, and some eggs, you can cook your own, the deal is off after what you guys did to me last night!" She added, "I am also not going to clean the camp site or the fish, if you are so lucking to catch any!" The loud exchange of words woke up the rest of the guys.
As he sat down by the campfire, General Raymond asked, "What is going on?" Roy said, "We have a rebellion on our hands, Sunny is not going to cook, clean camp or clean any fish." General Raymond said, "I knew that we should not have allowed her to come." Roy told General Raymond that did not matter now, she was here and it looked like there was not much they could do about it. Now Wayne was standing towards the back watching everything, and his mind was working ninety miles an hour. He looked at Sunny and said, "Several times last night, I tried to figure out a way to swap places with you, knowing that you probably could not sleep knowing that the snake was probably within several feet of you." "I slept very little thinking about you. Say are you going to eat both pieces of that bacon?" Sunny just laughed as she said, "Nice try Wayne, it will not work." Well, the guys were not happy campers as they sat there cooking their own breakfast while Sunny was preparing her fishing gear for a day of fishing out on the lake.
Being that he was the leader of the group, Roy announced that there would be a pow wow after everyone ate.
After every one finished eating, they gathered around Roy. Roy said, "Let's call a truce and strike a deal." Sunny asked, "What type of deal?" Roy replied, "We will move the van out of the camp area, put our tent between your tent and the van." "After this is done, we will start fresh and we can all go back to our original deal...you doing the cooking, and everything" "Sound fair to you Sunny?" Sunny bent over in laugher as she said, "No, it is not O.K. with me." "The deal is off, period." Smelling blood, Sunny told Roy, "The only decision that has not been made is which of the two boats will I be fishing in." Mike said, "As far as I am concerned, you can fish in Roy's boat...he is the one that ran over that snake." General Raymond said, "I agree with Mike, Roy caused this, he should have killed the snake, the only good snake is a dead snake." Wayne looked down at the ground as he said in a low voice, "Roy, looks like it will be you and Sunny in that other boat, sorry." It was going to be a long, long day out on the lake.
Sunny and Roy fished most of the day, not saying a word to each other. Sunny would smile at Roy, rubbing dirt into the wound. Roy was thinking, wonder if she can swim if this boat would suddenly sink, no better not think that way, I would get caught. Shortly before it was time to call it for the day, Sunny suddenly got a big hit on her bait. Her rod bent over double, almost came out of her hands. She looked towards Roy as she said, "Roy, please help me, this is a big fish." Roy just leaned back and for the first time that day he had a big smile on his face as he said, "Nope, you wanted to be one of the guys, wanted equal rights, put the screws to us by deciding not to cook, clean camp, so nope, you are on your own!" Sunny was really getting tired, this was a big fish. She again said, "Roy, please help me." About this time the other boat started drifting towards Roy and Sunny, they had heard the commotion and wanted to find out what was happening. As their boat approached them, it must have had an impact on the fish because the line suddenly went slack as the big fish turned and headed towards Sunny and Roy. Roy was laughing his head off watching Sunny trying to reel in line with a panic look on her face. You had to give Sunny credit, she was not going to throw in the towel. It was a long fought battle that appeared to be nearing an end. With just a few feet from finally landing the big fish, it surfaced for the first time. Suddenly, Roy stopped laughing. He yelled at Sunny, "Cut the line, that is an alligator gar, it has teeth!" "Sunny, I said to cut the line, NOW!" Sunny wasn't about to cut the line, this was her fish, the biggest fish that she had ever caught. She gave one final tug and the fish swung over the side and into the boat, all three feet of it...it landed at Roy's feet. Later, the guys said that they do not know which was the loudest, Roy's cursing, the snapping teeth of the gar, or the oar hitting both the fish and the bottom of the boat. The battle between Roy and that alligator gar must have only lasted a minute or two, but to Roy it seemed like hours before he finally pushed the gar over the side of the boat. As he looked at his shredded trousers and torn tennis shoes, the urge to kill Sunny arose in him. Thank goodness for Sunny that the other guys were in that other boat just a short distance from them. Sunny was not happy either as she told Roy, "That was the biggest fish that I have ever caught and you let it back in the water." Roy snapped back and said, "That fish was trying to kill me!" After a few minutes of not saying a word, Mike said, "I think it would be best if we called it for the day and return to camp." Wayne said, "I agree, and tell you what, I will cook the dinner." General Raymond said, "I can't wait to get home and post a message on the Forum about how Sunny tried to murder Roy." Sunny looked over at General Raymond and said, "I did not try to murder Roy!" Sensing that the fussing was about to begin again, Wayne said, "Enough, enough, enough of all this fussing, lets go in and get some supper, OK?" Both boats headed for shore and the safety of their camp.
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Just have patience with me and I will post the conclusion tomorrow...you do want me to post the conclusion don't you? Are you tired of reading this dream story and wish that I would quit now? Let me know, OK? Please have a great day! Kelley (Texas)
This was some dream, Cowboy!