Two old country boys from way out in the sticks decided to go to town and eat at a fancy restaurant for once in their life. While eating they noticed a lady at the next table was choking and turning blue from food caught in her throat. One of the country boys jumped up and rushed over to her and yanked her up and threw her face down on the floor, yanked up her dress to her waist, yanked down her panties and then begin to lick her deerree (or buttocks). She coughed up the food and with a loud scream yanked her clothes back on and ran out of the restaurant. The old country boy got up and walked back to the table and sat down. The other old country boy was looking at him in amazement and said " Doggone Luke, I heered of that there Hind Lick maneuver but I never seen it done until now, it shore do work good but that dang gal didn't even thank you"
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The Heimlich Maneuver (Joke)
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