Kelley (Texas)
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Catholic priest and a Methodist pastor from two local churches are standing by the side of the road, feverishly pounding a hand made sign into the ground with a large rock.
The sign reads: "THE END IS NEAR! TURN YOURSELF AROUND NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!"
As a car speeds past them, the driver yells, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"
From the curve they hear screeching tires and a big splash, the Methodist turns to the Catholic and asks, "Do you think the sign should just say...BRIDGE OUT?"
Please have a great day! Kelley (Texas)
The sign reads: "THE END IS NEAR! TURN YOURSELF AROUND NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!"
As a car speeds past them, the driver yells, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"
From the curve they hear screeching tires and a big splash, the Methodist turns to the Catholic and asks, "Do you think the sign should just say...BRIDGE OUT?"
Please have a great day! Kelley (Texas)