Wayne in BC
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A man on his Harley was riding along a Texas road when
suddenly
>>> the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord
said,
>>> "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will
>>> grant you one wish."
>>>
>>> The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
>>> ride over anytime I want and not have to deal with snakes, bugs, and Armadillos like here."
>>>
>>> The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the
enormous
>>> challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to
reach
>>> the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!
It
>>> will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it
is
>>> hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a
little
>>> more time and think of something that could possible help mankind."
>>>
>>> The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, Lord,
I
>>> wish that I and all men could understand our wives; I want to know
how
>>> she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent
>>> treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's
>>> wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
>>>
>>> The Lord replied: "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
suddenly
>>> the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord
said,
>>> "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will
>>> grant you one wish."
>>>
>>> The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
>>> ride over anytime I want and not have to deal with snakes, bugs, and Armadillos like here."
>>>
>>> The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the
enormous
>>> challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to
reach
>>> the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!
It
>>> will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it
is
>>> hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a
little
>>> more time and think of something that could possible help mankind."
>>>
>>> The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, Lord,
I
>>> wish that I and all men could understand our wives; I want to know
how
>>> she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent
>>> treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's
>>> wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
>>>
>>> The Lord replied: "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
