That Nerd Dog is dead meat if I get my hands on it................

[Kelley (Texas)]

That dog screwed up big time this morning....he will pay the price one of these days! I am tempted to find someone that will lend me a pit bull and sic it on that nerd dog.

It is a beautiful day, on the cool side but with the sun brightly shining. I figured this would be a perfect day for the nerd dog to pee on my truck tires again. I have noticed that he does not come around on days that it rains. So, I figured I would ambush him this morning.

Over a cup of coffee, I made the perfect plan to nail his hide. I would get the water hose, and wait for him just inside the gate to the back yard. I parked my truck on the other side of the drive way so that he would have to walk an additional eight feet, giving me the advantage. Debbie sat across the table from me, shaking her head, telling me to just leave the nerd dog alone. I told her that she only feels that way because he leaves her car alone, only messes with my truck tires. Tell you what, let the nerd dog pee on her tires a few times and she will change her tune!

Well, I hooked up the water hose and took my position behind the gate. Sure enough, after a few minutes, here he came. As he lifted his leg to pee on my front truck tire, I bolted from my hidden position behind that gate...oh! that surprised look on his face. As he wheeled around to flee, I charged forward to cut him off at the pass, but then things went terribly wrong. The water hose got caught in the fence and I fell as I turned the nozzle on....spraying water all over me! That nerd dog let out a low growl as he retreated, heading for the safety of his yard.

As I shut off the nozzle to the water hose, the neighbor across the street yelled "Good morning" to me! Gosh, I not only got wet, but embarrassed too! As I was changing shirts, Debbie walked into the room, looked at me and started laughing....just stood there laughing. Believe me, I am now more determined than ever to nail that dog to a cross! Please have a great day! Kelley (Texas)

 

[Micheal_R]

Look at it this way,; perhaps the dog was sent to as a form of rehabilition. You know.... get out and get your exercise . Another possibility. Get one of those older fire extinguishers... the ones that you fill with water and then pump up with air. They are very portable and will shoot water over 70 feet. I have a few around the property here... Just in case of fires.[And to soak Alice in the heat of the summer]

take care..... good luck

Sunny skies, clear water, calm seas

M

 

[Royal]

It just might be worth the investment. It seems the dog is outsmarting you it seems. Maybe if we get out heads together we can outsmart him.. Maybe http://www.pestdetour.com/deer_solutions.asp

 

[ojm bc]

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[WillyP]

I've heard in quite awhile. Buddy, that's where a video would be priceless. I came close to joining you in changing shirts when I read your story (came very close to spilling and spitting my coffee all over myself).

 

[WillyP]

 

[Kelley (Texas)]

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[Kelley (Texas)]

he will make a mistake sooner or later, and when he does, he can hang it up. The owners of this nerd dog left a few minutes ago and that dog gave me a smart a$$ look as he was riding in the back seat of their car as they drove pass the house. He is digging himself into a hole that he is not going to be able to get out of...I assure you, I will have the last laugh when the dust settles. Please have a great day! Kelley (Texas)

 

[Kelley (Texas)]

I may just put him in a crate and ship him to you! Please have a great day! Kelley (Texas)

 

[ojm bc]

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[ojm bc]

.....yesterday after having chow with Willy,I went to my next service call.It was a stacker washer dryer not draining water.They are usually in the closets with delicate carpets etc.

The normal procedure is to drop the drain hose and let gravity empty the tub water.Well that does not work on this model,plus too much work too move it around.So I use a big bucket and manually drain it slowly.But first you must dissconnect the drain hose at the pump inlet.I quickly remove hose and place in bucket.You do get the small water left in discharge hose on floor not really a problem,I leave rags around to quickly absorb the small amount of water.

Well the dam bucket had a hole in it ??? and water was gushing all over,I had enough towells to prevent damage,but next time I will test the bucket,I was soaked pretty bad.

The problem was the customer jammed a bobby pin in the pump,this is the 3rd time she has done this.

So long ojm

 

[Royal]

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[JB(MS)]

Get one of those extension cords that has a receptacle for a light bulb. Cut one of the wires and peel back a couple of inches on both cut ends. Screw a 100 watt light bulb in it and stick the cut wire coming from the bulb end of the cord under the hubcap on the tire he uses most. Wrap the end of the cut wire coming from the plugin end of the cord around a nail or the metal blade of a screwdriver and stick it in the ground. Photo below. Plug it in an electrical outlet and when he pizzes on the tire he'll complete the circuit. A 100 watt bulb won't pass enough current and amperage to kill him but he'll never wet your tire again. We've broken more than one dog using that method and I made one for a friend who used a 250 watt bulb, the dog never came in his yard again let alone wet his truck tire .<center><img src="http://www.boomspeed.com/cleotus/shocker.gif"></center>

 

[WillyP]

If she's got lots of money and a bad cough.....go for it romeo.