Vernon in Virginia~Formerly Alaska
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[size=large]One day, Ed was mowing his front lawn in Florida, as he always did on Saturday. A lady driving by in a big, shiny Cadillac stopped in front of his house, lowered the window and asked, "Excuse me, do you speak English?" Ed responded, "Yes Ma'am, I do." The lady then asked, "What do you charge to do yard work?" Ed said, "Well, the lady in this house lets me sleep with her". The lady hurriedly put the car into gear and sped off.
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